The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...