What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
The blind skydiver
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15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...