Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...