GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...