Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...