Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...