Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...