Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...