The Tyson one-liners
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Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.