Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...