What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!