Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...