What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!