Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Politically correct seasons greetings
POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best...