The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...