Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...