Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...