Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...