A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...