‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...