President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
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Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...