What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...