What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...