a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...