People are ignoring me
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The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
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Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...