If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...