Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...