Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica