Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!