football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Lawyers on a flight
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women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Where is Jesus?
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Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...