Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...