Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.