Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...