Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...