Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...