Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.