Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...