Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...