Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...