What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...