The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...