What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Well Done!
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Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
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How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
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A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
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Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
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Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
fit over a bucket!
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