Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...