Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...