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Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
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In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...