Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...