Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
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Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...