Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...