Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...