Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...