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Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
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Subjects for a date
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A cold winter night
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Change
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The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...