Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...